Drinking in the Bathrooms

In most cities and states, you will find the ubiquitous sign in the bathroom: “Employees must wash hands before returning to work.”

In Dallas, Texas, they really don’t care about clean hands. They real problem in Dallas is fetal alcohol syndrome. Evidently, employees slip into bathrooms to binge drink before returning to work. This binge drinking continues into pregnancy. (I spied this sign in the bathroom at a Chipotle restaurant).

So remember in Dallas, don’t drink in the bathrooms.